i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
wow bdsm is so cute
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