I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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