I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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