was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
vagina is talking i cant
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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