Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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