if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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