I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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