So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It's official drugs can't kill me
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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