i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
we're so committed to being not committed
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
