if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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