benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
