the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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