I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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