Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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