i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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