The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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