omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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