Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Randomize
