Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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