Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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