Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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