Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
high people should be assigned attendants
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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