Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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