spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
third nipple confirmed
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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