belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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