Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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