turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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