who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
literally had 100 drinks last night.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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