Don't you send me to vm
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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