i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Are we still banned from the library?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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