As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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