Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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