Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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