So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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