So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
