Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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