But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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