What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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