So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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