did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My vagina just clenched in fear
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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