Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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