I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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