She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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