Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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