You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
