so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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