never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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