Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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