fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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