We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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