You're a womanizer and a bitch.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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