So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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