This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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