with your own penis?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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